Sometimes I get the overwhelming feeling of being lonely. I don't know why; I have a good set of friends and live in a good home. I just can't help but to feel incomplete.

Everytime my boyfriend uploads a new photo of himself on facebook i cant help myself i have to download it, print it off and stick it into a photo album. Now that im saying this it makes it all sound very stalker-ish. All my friends think its super cute but sometimes it makes me feel like a total weirdo. However it will make a really cute present to give to him on our 60th wedding anniversary. Cant wait to marry him (:

I soak the mop in the toilet whenever I clean my bathroom and bedroom. Easier, saves water, and you can just flush it if you need new, clean water...

Just saw an old picture of my girlfriend (about 5 years ago, we didn't know each other), and man, she was freaking ugly, I almost threw up!

I cheated on my grade 12 social studies diploma. Copied off some dude in front of me.. Thanks for getting me into university!

Back in highschool, I used to sneak into the girls locker room when I old the teacher I "needed to use the bathroom". I would always head to the guys locker room, then cut through the teachers offices into the girls locker room. When I got in there, I would alway go to this one girls locker, pick the lock, and smell her clothes/underwear.

I owe everybody money, but they don't ask for it because they think I'm really poor. Truth is, I'm taking a cruise next week.