I'm really paranoid about people having copies of my keys. So, because of this, I always replace the door lock cylinder when I move to a new house. But my paranoia doesn't end there; I save the original lock cylinder, and when someone will have access to my keys for a while (for example a friend staying for a day, someone fixing stuff around the house, etc) I switch to the old door lock cylinder temporarily. That way, if they make copies of the keys, those aren't useful since I'll switch the locks again when they leave :) By the way, changing the lock takes like 30 seconds, in case you were wondering.

I hate it when old high school classmates or, even worse, medium school and earlier, add me as facebook friends. I always ignore these requests. I have good memories with most of them, but that's what they are, memories.

I want someone 2 randomly txt me and we end up sexting

I bought my dog at a pet store but if anyone asks, I tell them I got her from an animal shelter so I sound like a better person.

I want a booty call.

When I was 9 I swallowed half a cup of laundry detergent to see if it would give me any special powers. Guess what, it didn't make me any brighter...

Last night my boyfriend and I had sex on his living room couch... with his brother and sister less than ten feet away. The only thing that shielded us was a few pillows. At the same time it felt so wrong, I was turned on by the fact that at any given moment we could have gotten caught.