My girlfriend doesn't know how to dance and I hate that. I'm ashamed everytime we go to a club.

Whenever I babysit a child at my work, I tell my boyfriend that I want a baby, however he reminds me that I need to finish college.

My best friend is sleeping in my bed right now and I am so badly sexually attracted to him it's not even funny. I've been wanting to suck his cock for ages now and when he is finally in my bed I can't do anything because he is straight. I mean, he's in my BED!!! Sleeping...

I imagine myself to be a puppy when i'm with my mom and act like one! I even wag my butt like a happy pup wags its tail!

My boyfriend only agreed to eat dinner with my family after 7 months of being together because I told him I would give him head. But I hate giving him head. It makes me feel like a cheap whore and I only agreed because it has been 7 MONTHS and he has only spoke to my parents once.

I fantasize about being gang raped.

Hearing about that guy eating the homeless man's face in miami got my hopes up about a possible zombie apocalypse in the future. We already have people eating other people, we just need to make it contagious now.