When I write an email from my iPhone to someone who is not in a good economical situation (which usually means has a cheap phone) I always remove the 'Sent from my iPhone' text at the bottom, so that he or she doesn't feel bad. I'm still proud of my phone though :) Sent from my iPhone

I don't like it when people touch me or hug me, or even just put their arm around me, and i dont know why.

Last night I dreamt my boyfriend and I were kissing our child goodnight. It was the best dream of my life.

I was absolutely unable to get wet before sex so I peed a bit on myself to not kill the guy's ego. That's gross.

I might have just decided that my girlfriend is the person I'd like to marry someday.

I masturbate at work every day. It feels naughty and wrong, and that's why I love it. P.S. - I work in a real estate office where everyone is dressed to impress and have perfect everything...which makes the fact that I masturbate in my office even more funny.

I wish I was kidnapped (by nice kidnappers) so I could have a different day in my routinish life, and also be the center of attention for at least a short time.