I sell drugs to everyone in my town. Sometimes, I even slip drugs into food, drinks, etc. I don't do it for the money, I do it because I think every person needs to think out of the box sometimes.

My boyfriend called me a cunt, along with some other choice words, last night and I left his house bawling. He told me to text him when I got home so he would know if I was safe. Instead, I told him I was getting pulled over by the cops. He was so worried that he biked 15 miles to see me and make sure I was okay. I never got pulled over, but I wanted to make him feel bad for being a total asshole.

I replace my toothbrush every week. I also brush my teeth 5 times a day.

I've done porn before and I can still find the videos I'm in online

I'm currently awake at 2 AM because I seriously, honest to god, am afraid zombies are going to get me and everyone I love while I'm asleep.

When I was in kindergarten I used to hide other kids' pencil cases, backpacks... When they told the teacher about it we would all start searching for them, and guess what? There was always some kind of reward for whoever found them... Got a lot of candy in those days!

I hate my best friend but I keep her around because she has great drug hook ups.