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21
Prefers not to say
2013-12-06 7:02pm
I said I was going to a party tonight, but the closest I'm getting is the pity party I'm having right now
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girl
21
Manhattan College
2013-11-16 5:12pm
I purposely leave legos on the floor for my roommates to step on.
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girl
21
Prefers not to say
2013-09-14 8:54pm
On Monday if anyone asks me what I did this weekend I'll probably say 'nothing' because saying I did homework while drinking a bottle of wine and listening to Bon Iver alone is kind of sad
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girl
21
Arkansas State University
2013-09-10 12:13pm
I just dumped the girl I was dating because she broke my favorite cup. I really loved that cup and she kept playing with it when I told her not to.
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girl
21
University of North Dakota
2013-08-29 8:05pm
I've never even been on a date let alone had sex, but whenever I hang out with people who start talking about their sex lives I say vague statements of agreement and pretend I'm not a loser virgin
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girl
21
University of Utah
2013-08-21 4:26pm
When I'm at the gym, I like to go to the bathroom and pretend that I dry my face with a paper towel while I look at my biceps in the mirror.
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girl
19
Prefers not to say
2013-06-07 7:24pm
I got a blowjob from my first gf and I talk to my current gf as if it never happened and that I'm an innocent guy.
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