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19
Prefers not to say
2013-12-09 10:28am
I'm haven't come out of the closet. And I find it difficult to get any action with any girl whatsoever. Hence, I have paid three men to make love to me. I regret it, but they are so professional I feel like getting an escort every week!
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Brunel University
2013-12-09 9:31am
The annoying moment when you see a FLAWLESS guy on campus over and over again and you know that nothing will ever happen because he's definetly not gay or even bi and you just can't stop staring at him because he is fucking perfect in every sense.
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Prefers not to say
2013-12-06 7:02pm
I said I was going to a party tonight, but the closest I'm getting is the pity party I'm having right now
21
Manhattan College
2013-11-16 5:12pm
I purposely leave legos on the floor for my roommates to step on.
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Prefers not to say
2013-09-14 8:54pm
On Monday if anyone asks me what I did this weekend I'll probably say 'nothing' because saying I did homework while drinking a bottle of wine and listening to Bon Iver alone is kind of sad
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Arkansas State University
2013-09-10 12:13pm
I just dumped the girl I was dating because she broke my favorite cup.
I really loved that cup and she kept playing with it when I told her not to.
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University of North Dakota
2013-08-29 8:05pm
I've never even been on a date let alone had sex, but whenever I hang out with people who start talking about their sex lives I say vague statements of agreement and pretend I'm not a loser virgin