I hacked into my girlfriend's Chemistry Program Online. I did all of her homework. She got an "A'' in the course. To this day she doesn't know why I did it.
Visited a friend from another school last night for a party. I woke up in a strangers bed in a strange house with a guy I met the night before, none of my friends noticed I didn't come back until I showed back up at their apartment. They think we had sex. I remember we didn't because he was a virgin and I couldn't take his innocence.
My best friend and roommate constantly ditches me to hang out with her total douche of a boyfriend, and i secretly hope she gets pregnant so it ruins her life and she's stuck with him
I'm a nursing student. When I have to fart, I go into a patient's room, just because if someone smells it, they'll assume it was the patient and not me.