This is something that happened to me when I was a kid. I was in elementary, and I wanted to go to the bathroom, I was about to pee myself. But the teacher for some reason didn't let me go! I got really mad at her, took down my pants and peed all over her desk! What a mess!! ps: publish this secret or I'm gonna pee on your computer.

I keep a rat as a pet, I tell everyone it's a gerbil

I work at a small shop and have keys to get in, and last week me and a friend went there and into the owners desk where he keeps cash all the time for change and we stole about $500. I'm feeling bad about it, and a part of me wants to go back and give the money to him, but there is another part of me that just wants to enjoy the new plasma TV.

my gf gave me a handjob while watching limitless at the movie theater, she ruined the movie.

I broke a girl's iphone on purpose. We work together at one of the dining halls on campus, and I can't stand her because of how lazy she is, she is all day texting her friends. We have a bucket of water with rags to wash tables off with on the side. She always sets her iphone on a table above it, and yesterday I 'accidentally' slid her phone into the bucket of water. She looked for it all day long, and at the end of the day the manager found it in the water. She hasn't brought her phone to work since!

I killed my sister's hamster when I was like 13 or 14. I tortured the hamster to death, but I didn't mean for him to die. I never told anyone about this, and I still regret killing that poor innocent little hamster :(

My boyfriend didn't want me to go to Cancun with my frat friends because he said I was gonna go there just to get drunk and hook up with a bunch of guys. He was right.