I've been trying to solve a rubik's cube for 13 years...

I got arrested for pointing a green laser at a cop.

My ex boyfriend hit me for calling him a weirdo... I've been scared shitless to leave my house since. I'm so ashamed.

I had a dream where I fell in love with someone that doesn't exist and now I wish that they did. I have a hole in my heart and it's because of someone I've never even met.

I only miss my ex because I could tell him all my problems. I don't care what he'd say back, I just want someone to complain to.

When I'm alone with a stranger in a closed space (such as an elevator, train, etc) I can't avoid imagining what would be his/her reaction if I pretend to attack him/her. I try to guess if the stranger would either attack me back, cry, call for help, run, etc.

I always flush the toilet while I'm peeing, trying to sync both of them to stop at the same time. That way when I'm finished peeing, the toilet is already flushed.